MODESELEKTOR JUST BLEW MY BALLS CLEAN OFF

TRUE STORY..SOOOOO HEAVY. AND I DON'T EVEN BLOG NO MORE. BUT DAMN THIS IS KINDA NECESSESSARY. OH AND IF YOU GO TO STUDIO B AND YOU DON'T STAND IN THE FAR RIGHT CORNER OF THE MAIN FLOOR (FRONT LEFT OF THE MAIN STAGE) THEN YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCING THAT SHIT TO THE FULLEST. KNOW THAT THAT IS WHERE THE BASS IS. UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE IS THE TOTALITY OF MY KNOWLEDGE.

PS. ON THE WAY BACK HOME ON THE SUBWAY, THIS RAT JUMPED OFF THE STAIRS GOING DOWN TO THE LOWER LEVEL AND HIT THIS POOR LADY RIGHT IN THE FACE! UNBELIEVABLE. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE. SHE LITERALLY RAN AWAY SCREAMING! TALK ABOUT NIGHTMARES UNFOLDING BEFORE YOUR EYES... IF I WERE HERE I WOULD GO HOME AND PEEL MY FACE OFF LIKE THAT DUDE IN POLTERGEIST. AND DO YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WAS RATED PG. WTF, RIGHT? HOW ABOUT YOU RUIN MY LIFE AT AGE 5, WITH THAT AND THE TREE AND THE CLOWN. MAYBE THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY IN THAT MOVIE DIED IN REAL LIFE,
INCLUDING YOU, CRAIG T. NELSON.