MORE RANTING DAMMIT!!!!

Not mine though...I'm a leave this shit to the professionals.



Dude is the truth. It may lag a little in parts, but keep watching, he'll get fired up again. CUT THAT BITCH OFF!


Wow, I wish I had a button to ramp myself up like that, this man's brain is like a snowball. Oops, I mean a FUCKING snowball.



This is the end all be all of ranting...her eyes and her smile are the hand's down creepiest shit I've ever seen ever. I saw this a couple days ago and have sworn off tirades and high-horsing because of it ever since.

And even though I was joking on the last post, I figure I should post something that embodies the case FOR weed...






I saw this a long time ago super baked and nearly pissed my pants. This was Pre-Milonakis but the editing job on this is the deal breaker.

Doesn't hit nearly as hard when your not faded as fuck, but still, deep down, a part of me remembers...and that little fat kids mug will forever have a place in my heart. This button turns this into a megapost

I scrub and I scrub but the dirt won't come off...

Time to jettison a heap of randomness ...shout out to whoever invented spring cleaning on this one.

Best essay ever written. Let's start this off right. So ballsy...did not hold back at all and still gets a D-.

Do you ever feel like you had a shitty childhood? Well, guess what...you were right!

I'm seriously (like SERIOUSLY ) considering building Sassafrass castle up in the woods and living there. Also peep the price tag on the Grand Victorian Manor...they already know that if you're fucking with THAT level of crazy than you best have some real uppity little kids all starched up and knickered out...and they better be rigidly skipping about with their minds solely on their 3 hour posture lesson from earlier that day...

Some one should tell those little robots, if you're gonna skip, you better fucking SKIP!

Or just bypass the whole skipping craze and go straight to the Air Cock Thrust. Careful though, champ...shit's not as easy as it looks...

Ok, now some YouTubage...


In the beginning...again, setting the tone.

Probably caught this one, if not, well today is your lucky day.

The State was pretty hilarious and groundbreaking for it's day...peep the ending...pure gold.

Turbo-Brrrrooooooom!!!

On a serious note, it's hard to gauge what's old news in internet world, what with the unlimited avenues and resources available, so timeliness is pretty relative. I'd even say their is probably a fairly linear inverse relationship between "Internet Knowledge"(X) and how much you "suck at life"(Y). I already know where I fall (Y=strawberry bubblebaths with some 80's Grover Washington in the background) so if I am boring you with my old news then, duder, I checked back on that new shotgun again...you know the one you wanted...the one that's supposed to explode the sun? Yeah, still early pre pre phase 1 testing. Sorry. However, in the meantime, by all means, feel free to take out the ol' double barrel and point that shit skyward and just unload it all...y'know, just...just let it all go. All of it. Screaming at the top of your lungs and desperately clawing at your eyes helps alot too. (Actually, now that I think about it any firearm will do just so long as you have neighbors...)

OK...so I've been getting kinda willy-nilly here...I don't actually read these things that other people do so I'm just testing different shit out. Getting a feel. But if you made it this far then seriously, congratulations. Here's the real best thing ever.

Yes. I know, I know. No words...you're welcome.

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Is this thing on?

Yo Scallywag, Drop that JJ fad beat...





You got barrels? I got some fun/
You got free time? I got a ton/
Cause my shits Fatter than Chow-yun/
its THE SU-SUPERSONIC CUMBERBUN



You want PC? Go see a nun/
You want VD's? Then I'm the one/
You already been told that it's time to go dumb/
So here's THE SUPERSONIC CUMBERBUN bun bun bun...

Ok. Really good intro. Definately on track. Moving right along.

Sooo yeah...welcome to my place where I point at things for you to click on and say things. As you can see, It's the best one of these things ever, and the only one you should look at unless I give up on it in a week. But assuming I don't (I'm a big fan of fruitless endeavors and misdirected potential), the idea, as usual, is to go out and pillage the ultraverse for tidbits and other detritus and then come back here and nail these findings to my little plot of the digital landscape. Basically, just some rummaging about so I can piece together a little patchwork microcosm of novelty to share with you (and all I ask for in exchange is an emphatic "hooray").

Most likely there'll be an emphasis on all things aural. There'll probably be some mixes and audio clips and reviews and recomendos, wedged between some sort of bevy of hilarity and oddballatics, and it'll probably be all tangled up in ADD-riddled tangents. I dunno, depends how I feel. The only thing I'm sure of thus far is some very unprofessional self promotionalisms. For starters, I'll be posting a gangsters-in-space / sleepy time combo for your listening pleasure very shortly so be prepared to scratch your head and look around quizzically...you've been warned...

Confused? Me too. Hmm...ok, I just thought of a good allegory for what I think it is I might be getting at. Pretend I'm pitching you the idea for Muppet Babies (child like sense of wonder, re-imagining reality cuz shit's boring, throwing in clips and references from other sources, etc). Only you also are fully aware that Beaker is an inarticulate spazmatic because his head is horribly misshapen and he's rocking a Bronto-brain. And that he was voiced by Howie Mandel ( Maximum-velocity-hair-Howie, not the new creepy RoboHowie). And that with Bunsen...it's like, uh dude, why are you wearing glasses you don't even have eyes! And that with the rest of the gang it's like, just go ask ANYBODY else, they are the focus of the whole deal so why should I even waste my breath. Everybody already knows that Fozzie, for example, was just a crash course for toddlers in what constitutes a shitty joke, not to mention the blueprint for how to be a cut and dry closet homosexual. I see no reason for me to wax pathetic on the merits of that or other common knowledge at any sort of length.

So yeah, think the down and out adventures of muppet misfits Beaker and Bunsen (actually you can throw some Dark Crystal up in there too) except that this has absolutely nothing to do with the muppet babies (or muppets...or puppets for that matter). We on the same page now? Good, Glad we cleared that up....

Oh yeah,
A sama lama lama lama doo ma see ma nama lama doo ma lama nama
see ma Na ma lama doo ma lama see ma lama see ma doo ma humma

yeah (Yeah) That's it (That's it) This button turns this into a megapost